I’m sorry…but there are none. It’s just impossible to make a “Tan” joke sound even half clever these days. Most of them are just cringe-worthy. I’ve seen at least a few dozen different “Tan” jokes the past one week, and I’m sure you’ve had the same too. If there’s one thing worse than “curry” jokes [...]
Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category
Top 10 President “Tan” Jokes
Monday, 22 August, 2011
Let The “Tan” Jokes Begin
Saturday, 13 August, 2011
Now that we’ve officially got the four Tans running for President, I guess we’ll probably be exhuasting every single “Tan” joke we can think of from now till 27th August. As it is I’m seeing a lot of them on Twitter already. Let the games begin.
Top 10 Things Penny Low Could Have Been Typing On Facebook During NDP
Thursday, 11 August, 2011
MP Penny Low says that she was on Facebook during the singing of the National Anthem. I wonder what status updates she could have been typing on her fan page? … 10. Best NDP ever! I’ve got a strange feeling I will remember this moment for a long time to come. 9. Ooh, that’s Tin [...]
Lady Gaga’s Reaction To The “Fun Pack Song”
Saturday, 9 July, 2011
What were the odds of having Lady Gaga come to Singapore to perform at a Singtel event at MBS, and having the release of our appalling “Fun Pack Song” occur both at the same time? It’s so coincidental it almost seems as if it was planned way in advance. Anyway, it was only natural that [...]
Top 5 Most Awkward Facebook Status Scenarios
Monday, 21 March, 2011
If you’re on Facebook often enough (that means almost everybody), you’ll probably come across some awkward virtual scenarios. Anyway, just to digress a little…I realised that there are two truths to Facebook: a) The number of people who take notice of your statuses and various postings is always much higher than you think. Never underestimate [...]
“WikiLeaks” Moment At Aussie Open
Saturday, 22 January, 2011
Let me just say one thing: Todd Woodbridge got owned big time! Good that Kim Clijsters has such a great sense of humour about things. She’s amazing.
The Quest Continues…
Wednesday, 29 December, 2010
Some of you might know that I am on a personal quest to rid the world of the adjective “heartwarming” especially when it pertains to the promoting of plays and musicals and movies and stuff, so therefore, every so often I will submit a post on why it irks me to see this term being [...]
TV Drama Series Devices Lesson 1: “I Overheard You”
Thursday, 28 October, 2010
In television series, there are always a number of popular devices being used to spice up the dramatic quotient, as well as move the story forward. I hesitate to use the word “cliches’…I think “devices” is a much nicer word. Over the course of time, I may slowly share more of these devices, but for [...]
Review: “The Hossan Leong Show!” (Episode 2)
Saturday, 2 October, 2010
Event: The Hossan Leong Show (Episode 2) Venue: Drama Centre Theatre Run: 23rd Sept – 9th Oct 2010 My theory about comedy is that when you put a few hundred people into a theatre and tell them that it’s going to be a hilarious comedy starring one of Singapore’s funniest comedians, then they will be [...]
“ICA Thwarts Man’s Bird-Smuggling Plans”
Tuesday, 7 September, 2010
Article (here). Hmmm…it’s articles like these whereby headline-creativity should perhaps be exercised. That’s one of the little joys of reading the news. Let’s see now. If I were to write the headline, maybe I would say…“Bird Smuggler Has His Wings Clipped”?
